Status: November 18: Permanent hiatus.

The Adventures of Gerard Way Vs. Soulja Boy

In an alternate version of 2007, My Chemical Romance find themselves the headliners of Warped Tour, playing alongside a star studded group of bands. It should be an amazing summer, full of debauchery, boxing, copious amounts of energy drinks and music.

Unfortunately, in alternate 2007, Soulja Boy, the 'singer' of Crank That (Soulja Boy) still exists. And when Mikey Way falls under the spell of that evil song, Gerard plans revenge on the young rapper.

Of course, every revenge plan has hiccups. And this plan is no exception.

This story is pure, absolutely ridiculous fiction. It has been written for quite some time but I decided to post it and tweak it up a little bit. There will be other bands mentioned in this story; Avenged Sevenfold, Cobra Starship and Adam Lazzara of Taking Back Sunday will all be making appearance. There may also be slight references to slash.
  1. Round One: Chapter One.
    Let the calamity begin...
  2. Round One: Chapter Two.
    Consisting of donuts, a boxing match on a roof, energy drinks and a pocket calculator.
  3. Round One: Chapter Three.
    Welcome to Day 2, starring Adam Lazzara, a rubber fist and Gerard with a kitchen knife.
  4. Round One: Chapter Four.
    Involving guns, an injured foot and a Soulja Boy rally?
  5. Round One: Chapter Five.
    What does wacha ma nova mean? And onomatopoeia galore!
  6. Round One: Chapter Six.
    Frank proves it is possible to do two things at once and a long awaited showdown between two enemies...
  7. Round One: Chapter Seven.
    What an inconveniently placed sign...
  8. Round One: Chapter Eight.
    Rapunzel, let down your long hair.
  9. Intermission: Number One.
    Go get me hands!
  10. Round Two: Chapter One.
    A whole lot of... unconciousness?
  11. Round Two: Chapter Two.
    Coffee makes the world go around.
  12. Round Two: Chapter Three.
    Are snakes capable of pissing?
  13. Round Two: Chapter Four.
    The secret weapon.
  14. Round Two: Chapter Five.
    In which Zacky believes he is being pranked but is only being blackmailed.