Épousez-moi, Restez la Même Chose

Mikey was tired of his brother's mopy attitude. He decided that it was time for Gerard to stop hiding away in his dark room all day and get on with his life outside the band.

The best way to do this, of course, was to find Gerard a wife. Wives fix everything, right?

Well, not every wife can be like Alicia, as they soon figure out. Especially when your wife is a French boy who doesn't know any English.

Gerard Way/wiL Francis story, because Frankly, there isn't enough wiL love.

Warnings: a distinct lack of buttsecks, Fail-ness at French, it's one of my stories, improper use of boas and suspenders, and more fluff than you can handle.

P.S. Gerard Way's totally not gay. He's just...like....well, wiL is an exception, aiight?