Dumbest things you have ever done.

I let my then-boyfriend's brother barrow my Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides movie. My then-boyfriend kept forgetting to bring it with him on his rare visits to see me. Then he never talks to me again. Therefore, I'm never getting my movie back.

I WANT MY MOVIE, DAMN IT!

Had a series of panic attacks and did the worst job of calming myself down on my own.

Drank 8 shots of 71 proof bourbon in 10 minutes. Yep, probably never drinking again.

started with the pills again.
started talking about the pills again.

Didn't put a case on my phone. Dropped phone. Screen cracked everywhere.

Decided not to bite my tongue when it was absolutely needed.

Fell down the goddamn stairs and cracked a rib. Then decided to go help my dad lift two hundred pound logs of wood and wound up in the ER. (This actually just happened Saturday) That was pretty fuckin' dumb.

deciding to eat again. now disgustingly ill right before a 3 hour organic chem lab. :|

Tried to bathe a tomcat. I still have the scars to prove my stupidity.

Dyed my hair purple in the eighth grade.

Let my friends attempt the salt and ice challange on both of my arms and allowed four of them to hold me down.. Why I allowed them to do that I don't know, but it was the worst pain ever. ( ﾟдﾟ)

Dyed my hair blue when I was 14. And then 17. And then 19. Very stupid. My hair is now a mess.

Bite the skin around my fingernails excessively.

Get a passport picture taken hungover.

Made out with 7 people at one party, stupidly drunk strep throat is not pleasant

Wore pigtails every day in year 10

Deciding to read everything ever by Tamora Pierce the week before my law exams.

I once called a turkey a chicken on Thanksgiving day
I walked into a screen door and almost ricochetted myself off a balcony
Dropped a pie and simply stared at it on the floor for 5 minutes, unmoving. (I was really upset; everyone got a piece of it but me. The second I wanted a piece, boom, I dropped it and gave up on life.)

nearly witches.:

Dyed my hair blue when I was 14. And then 17. And then 19. Very stupid. My hair is now a mess.

And 21. And then at 23 again. My hair now has the consistency of straw.

Bleach my hair at all.