Are You Perverted?

I'll shamelessly perv at guys. And I think about attractive people I'd like to root, but who doesn't. :D

Recently my mind has become so perverted my friend are starting to get sick of it because I'm always making That's What She Said jokes.

My best friend is like the school slut,
so we always make jokes about her.

For Developmental Psychology class we had
to put two holes in an egg and blow all of the
yolk out of it. Somehow, this was supposed
to be a baby, but that's besides the point.

One hole got far too large and my immediate response
was, "We'll name it (insert name of best friend). The hole
is about the same size."

Middle school I was bad, but I'm not too bad anymore.
Still, just because my best friend is a whore, I still
have an arsenal of jokes.

My friends have dubbed me She of "That's what she said!"

Mostly because I'm the anti-whore.

Everyone know I'm perverted when I start giggling like mad.

Yeah, I'm pretty perverted. I'm a self-confessed porn watcher and look at boobs too often.
But that's just me.

Hahaha! Oh my lord I get this look on my face and even if I don't say it everyone knows that mind mind just went into the dirty place and they call me on it... Hahha I love it. Cracks me up

Say Goodnight Alice.:

Hahaha! Oh my lord I get this look on my face and even if I don't say it everyone knows that mind mind just went into the dirty place and they call me on it... Hahha I love it. Cracks me up

Same here. It's like they can read my mind.

My English class were watching Romeo and Juliet, it was the scene the morning after they has sex and Romeo was pulling up his boxers and the girl next to me said "Wow that's hard!" she was referring to a bruise on this other girls arm. Of course no one knew that at the time.

Yeah. I'm pretty peverted. I can't leave Mibba without reading at least one smutty one-shot.

I'm soo perverted XD I had to many perverted moments ro remember :'D
But a moment ago I bend down for something and it was awkward.. :'D

Omg I've had millions and millions of perverted moments. Me and my friends are all super perverted, hahaha! Anything we look at or hear or see will end up being something perverted! It's a curse, lol.

I must say, having a dirty mind is a joy forever;)

I'm as perverted as it gets.

I have a simple answer to that question: If you've heard my friends and I during lunch...then you'd know the answer xD

My boyfriend and I are both equally perverted. Some of the things I say makes him have dirty thoughts and if he says something very perverted, I'd laugh.

I am very, very perverted. I'm very shy offline, probably one of the shyest girls on my school campus, but all the time I'm thinking up perverted things...

You have no fucking idea....
My best friend and I perv it up ALL the time.
She tells me that the day I have a clean thought will be the day hell freezes over and pigs will fly. I agree....

I don't say them out loud, but at least 20 times a day, I can be found cracking up against something that I took unintentionally in a dirty way... >.<

Yeah, what you guys have all said is pretty normal for us teenagers xD I was imagining more along the lines of porn obsessions when I wandered in here.

Yes! A friend and I spent 3 hours yesterday sat on a bench perving on any guys who drove/walked past. We even worked out that the best looking one's had really old, small, rundown cars so kept a special eye out for them.

Also, another friend and I find it hilarious to play this game where you swap any word in a film title with the word "Vagina"
e.g "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Vaginas" "How To Loose A Guy In 10 Vaginas"