Are You Perverted?

Yes I am. :D
But I think it's mostly because I hang out with my guy friends every single day. One of my good friends has the most perverted mind known to man. He has the ability to take an innocent statement and make it inappropriate.

And then me and my best girl friend are always thinking dirty. Like, in your pants, in your mom, in bed.

Once, I was at Six Flags with some of my girl friends and I tried to put a dollar into a candy machine and it wouldn't take it so I screamed, "Ugh! It won't go in!" And a second later I was just like, "Wow... that sounded wrong." And my friends thought I was just crazy.

Ah... memories. :D

My friends and I are the most perverted 15 year olds you'll ever meet
xDD
One day in class, this old man walked in and told my pregnant teacher he "has something she wants for a dollar"
We couldn't help but laugh. And they didn't help because then they started whispering.
Then one day she was talking about how tired she was and told us it was "hard work making people."
We was like, yeah, I'm sure it was hard
xDD
We did that whole "that's what she said" into the ground [[ 0.o ]]
In my Geometry class, we spent a whole week giggling cause our teacher kept making unintentional jokes.

Am I perverted? Like you wouldn't believe.

In english, we had to do an oral presentation, so after class I've gone to my friend and was all, 'I just did my oral and I'm scared that I did horrible because I was nervous! I don't think my teacher (a female) liked it at all.'

The one time I wasn't thinking dirty my friend was. Ah, memories.

And me and my other friend used to talk about places we've had sex.
Even though both of us are virgins.

So I mentioned this guy and another guy heard me and goes up to him and is all, 'Alex wants to have a threesome with you.'

EMBARRASSING.

Yes xD
But it's because my friends are mostly perverted. I can be when I want to be, but most the time, I'm not.

Yes. Not as much as I was, I'm a little (very little) more mature now, but I'm still pretty perverted.

Very. . So is my boyfriend. I'll be like, "I'm laying in bed." And he'll just go, "Can I join you?"

vulture.:

Yes. Not as much as I was, I'm a little (very little) more mature now, but I'm still pretty perverted.

Same, I grew up a bit. Now I just perv silently.

I have an utter lack of a brain filter that causes almost everything that comes out of my mouth to sound very seedy (or for me to think it's seedy- actually, right now, I'm laughing to myself because I said "come", "mouth" and "seedy" in the same sentence). What happened this morning was a great example... I had someone over who I, uh... had "fun" with, if you catch my drift, and I started talking about my toe and how I thought it might be broken. I described it as "stiff and swollen", realised who I was saying that to (and in what "situation" he was in) and started laughing my head off.

Yeah, I have the mind of a dirty infant.

I am... and I have been for years. haha.

Oh God YES! I am soo perverted. :'D
I have too many perverted moments ro remember.
But when I was like 11/12, I had these two dudes in class, and they were so perverted, I started to hate them, but now I'm even MORE perverted. :'D

& I LOVE 'that's what she said' jokes! XD

so we had to make ice cream for my chemistry class, and we had to describe the turnout, and every adjective we could use made it sound sexual. haha

Misericordia.:

I have an utter lack of a brain filter that causes almost everything that comes out of my mouth to sound very seedy (or for me to think it's seedy- actually, right now, I'm laughing to myself because I said "come", "mouth" and "seedy" in the same sentence). What happened this morning was a great example... I had someone over who I, uh... had "fun" with, if you catch my drift, and I started talking about my toe and how I thought it might be broken. I described it as "stiff and swollen", realised who I was saying that to (and in what "situation" he was in) and started laughing my head off.

Yeah, I have the mind of a dirty infant.

wel the come and mouth thing, would only sound sexual if you said "come IN my mouth" XDDD

My friend was rolling around in the grass, and I was getting all the grass out of her hair. She was laughing with some of my other friends, and I screamed, "STOP MOVING, I CAN'T GET IT OUT!"

Me and my friend, Aaron were teasing this one girl, Chelsea, about how everything she said could be taken dirty. So after every sentence, we would giggle. Then she said, "Why must you take everything dirty that comes..." then she stopped talking.

This other time I was in science class and this girl that sat beside me was talking, that's all she ever did was talk, and she said, "I hate this pen, every time I look at it I want to throw up!" so I asked her why, "Because, I was chewing on it and it EXPLODED in my MOUTH!" I immediately busted out laughing so loud, I got a lunch detention from my teacher. It was worth it...

Well... when you're in a class with all guys and only one other girl, who can sometimes act more like a guy than a girl, you start to think like a guy, too.

It's mostly... "That's what she said."
I can't tell you how many times in the past year that I've heard that.

Like... my friend and I were trying to put a power supply in a computer, and the case was too small. I was like "Jason, it won't fit... It's too big." and he starts laughing and goes, "That's what she said." I was like... "Not to you." xD

And I was trying to smell lotion once, and it got on my face and I go "I was trying to smell it and it got all over my face." And my other friend starts laughing and goes "That's what she said." Then he actually looked over at me, starts laughing harder and goes, "And that's what she looked like!"

And I think it, too.

Example:
I tripped over something in my room and scraped my knees on the carpet. I was sitting in the living room and I was looking at my knees and I go "I HAVE RUGBURN ON MY KNEES!" really dramatic-like... and my sister started laughing.

... In the back of my mind I heard my friend's voice say "That's what she said." xD

And I joke around with my one guy friend a lot. Like... people ask us constantly if we're dating because of the way we interact sometimes...

Such as...
Him: "Jess, do you have chapstick?"
Me: -hands chapstick- "Here."
Him: "I love you."
Me: "You only love me when I'm naked."

And one time, he was talking about something that happened to him the night before. I go, "Yeah I know... I was there last night, remember?"

So yes... I definitely have my moments.

Yes.
Yes I am.
I can transform any sentence into something perverted.
Mostly.
I need to have the right amount of vocabulary in it.

Coco <3

yea, i am, tho its probs cuz i have a friend with the most perverted mind ever. and the thats what she said jokes, ive heard some epic ones, like at my friend Kim's party the other day, she spilled water in her lap and jumped up and started screaming 'IT'S IN MY PANTS!' then Moni said 'thats what she said'. Moni was actually on a roll that day, because she pointed out the first 'that's what HE said' joke ive heard. Kim had a moutful of water and everyone was laughing, then we were all saying 'dont spit it out, dont spit it out, swallow it, swallow it' and moni said 'that's what he said' lol, you had ot be there, it was so funny.

I was eating my lunch outside with my best friend one time, which just so happened to be a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich. I bit into it, and I didn't realise that some of the mayonnaise had slopped onto my skirt. My friend Austin noticed, laughed at me, and proceeded to make fun of me for a week.

It was worth it though.

And there was this one time in Science, and we were talking about the properties of plastic; such as 'stiff', 'hard', 'soft'. Yeah, I was one of the people who started the whole class on the laughing. I was proud of myself.

hahaha yes I am!
I'm the typical friend that fin something perverted even in the most un-perverted phrases hahahaha.
Most of the times I'm alone with my pervertiness, but I don't really care!

Musika;:

But I think it's mostly because I hang out with my guy friends every single day. One of my good friends has the most perverted mind known to man. He has the ability to take an innocent statement and make it inappropriate.

Oh, God, I have one of those too. He's hilarious and terrible to be around. One minute he's a laugh riot and the next, you feel like vomiting. I think being friends with guys has given me the messed-up mind I have today.

I can be perverted a lot. Especially those that know me, they'll understand that.
I can say someone on here knows all about the whole 'junk' conversation.