Rules For Your Unborn Child

Firstly - You're volunteering as soon as some place will take you, and I will drive you there or pay your bus tickets. Until then you can help me or you dad. No pocket money - you will be earning your dough. Yeah, you'll hate me now, but when you have years of experience at 18 you'll love me. Really.

Love yourself. I couldn't give a shit about what you think of me, so learn to love that ego trip.

I'll buy you booze. Well, you'll give me the money, or I'll drink it for you too.

It's okay to be different. Don't let anything get you down. Have faith in God, faith in yourself, and faith in me <3

Don't put forks in toasters.

You bring someone of the opposite sex in my house without my permission, you're gone.

Sex is okay, just be smart and use protection.

I will be more upset if you don't tell me than if you do something I may not agree with.

If you drink, I will come get you. Do not drive. You will not get in trouble.

If you steal my weed, I'll kill you.

If you don't give me reason to distrust you, I'll trust you.

Do not judge people based on their appearance.

There is nothing wrong with a sexual orientation or gender identity that is not the minority.

Always treat everyone how you would want to be treated. :3

Harley,
Love yourself before you can let anybody else love you. It's the best advice ever given to me, and I'm giving it to you.

All people are created equal. You can take that to the bank. Don't ever look down on someone because of how they look or where they're from.

I will always, always love you. No matter what you do.

We shared a body for nine months. There's no such thing as an inconvenience.

Please don't make the same mistakes I did. Alcohol won't solve your problems and not all boys (or girls) are going to take you for who you are, and you can't change that.

Love is love. It knows no gender or boundaries.

If you do end up drinking, please please please be careful. You've heard the stories of Uncle Frank. Don't end up like him.

Be straight up with me about everything. I'm straight up with you.

Don't ever hit first, unless they're talking about your family. Then you show that motherfucker a lesson.

Don't betray my trust. It's likely you'll never get it back.

I love you unconditionally. No matter what mistakes you make or what you do, I will love you. I may not always agree with your choices, but I will love you. If want you want to do doesn't hurt yourself or others, I will support you even if I don't agree.

I'd rather you smoke weed than drink.

If you do want to smoke weed, I want you to wait until you're at least sixteen. And don't do it at a party just to get fucked up, do it because you've done your homework on it and you think you could better yourself with it. If you do it because all of your friends are doing it and you just want to party, well then I'm gonna have to slap you upside the head. :

Do not ever microwave playdough. It ends badly.

If you party, go with a friend, make sure you know who's hosting it, don't get raped, call me if you need me, and don't drive.

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

-look both ways before crossing the street
-home by dark unless with a group of people
-treat others how you wanna be treated
-A's and B's No C's, D's or F's
-don't slam your bedroom door. i will take it. it is my room that I am letting you use
-don't tell me no if you do you will be grounded and everything will be taken from your room
-no sleep overs on school nights
-only chores you have: cleaning your room, the dishes and your bathroom
-homework before video games or going outside
-don't raise your voice to me
-don't think your the queen bee of the hive- your sadly mistaken
-don't skip school or cut class for any reason
-don't steal from me
-in bed by 9 on school nights, on weeknights- whenever as long as you aren't loud
-fighting with other siblings: ill give you a warning, after that your phone, TV and stereo or ipod is mine
-don't utter a swear word around me
-respect my home
-i will NOT repeat myself to a child
-remember: as long as your in my house you go by my rules

&&& at 12 your window will be screwed shut and alarms on every window and exiting door
:D

It's how I was raised. Simple things:]

Happy 14th birthday. Want to smoke a bowl?
No? That's okay.
Yes? How long have you been smoking?

i just need dru now.:

Happy 14th birthday. Want to smoke a bowl?
No? That's okay.
Yes? How long have you been smoking?

This. This whole thing.

Don't respect somebody just because they have a badge or an important title, like teacher, police officer or principal. Respect somebody if they're polite and have mutual respect for you. Authority figures are not always right. Not in the least. That being said, don't tell your teacher to fuck off if they give you extra homework or detention. Just shut up and do it because it's not the end of the world. And if you ever get arrested, for whatever reason, whether you did something or not, don't be an asshole to the cop. You'll just make things worse. If you do get arrested, all you need to say is, "I want an attorney present." Unless you've done something stupid like get busted for underage drinking. Then all you say is, "I want my mom."

And then please believe that I will smack you upside the head. if not, you'll deal with grandma. And believe me, she is a thousand times scarier. Just ask your Uncle Ricky.

1) There are lots of religions in the world. I don't believe any of them but you can believe whatever one you want; it's up to you.
2) You can swear when you're 14.
3) - If a boy; yes, sex will be fun, but when you become a teenager don't go fucking loads of girls for the sake of it.
- If a girl; yes, sex will be fun, but when you become a teenager don't go getting fucked by loads of boys for the sake of it.
4) Classical music is cool.
5) So is metal.
6) Having said that, listen to whatever you want.
7) Be happy about who you are.

Go out. Party a little. Be a teenager. You can walk home after school if you want, you can meet up with your friends after school if you want as long as you're not out too late, you can get a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever and go out with them as well. Just be smart about it. Use protection, ask me if you want to go on the pill before you're sixteen or need a ride home or whatever. Let me know when you know around what time you'll be home, but don't call me every five minutes telling me where you are and where you're going. I fucking hated doing that, I hated how over-protective my parents were, so I'm gonna let you live a little while you're still young.

Don't cut your own hair. JUST DON'T.

i defy you stars.:

Don't cut your own hair. JUST DON'T.

Do whatever the hell you want as long as it's not hurting anyone.
Respect others and their point of view.
Trust me & I'll trust you, I was a kid too you know.
I've done drugs, you can too, just don't be stupid.
Observe the situation before you do anything.
Equality is my religion, I hope it's yours too along with whatever else you want to believe in.
Always remember that I will take the piss out of you in a very loving way.
On the seventh day we worship Urie.

Log onto Mibba everyday

Save your tears for your pillow.

schrodinger's cat.:

On the seventh day we worship Urie.

Any music is good music.
If you want to play any instrument at all, ask and ye shall receive.
You can be whatever religion you want as long as you don't shove your beliefs down someone else's throat.
For the love of god do not do anything stupid with a boy in nightclub toilets when you're 15-16 because you will regret it for the rest of your adult life.
If you do happen to fall into the above trap, don't get drunk and tell your friends in Never Have I Ever because they will never let you forget it.
Hell, just don't ever play Never Have I Ever
Don't shot Sambuca. Just don't.