Love Avenged

"Papa Gates!"

"What?!"

"...we want a reality show."

"Why do I care?"

"We want you to host it."

"What's in it for me?"

"...money?"

"Hot chicks?"

"What about booze?"

"That too."

"...dammit. I'll do it."

Zacky Vengeance and Johnny Christ are looking for love. The good 'ol fashioned way.

Reality television.

You've heard of Flavor of Love, I Love New York, and even Rock of Love, but never has there been a show quite like this.

Love will be Avenged.

Welcome to Hotel Avenged. Enjoy your stay, ladies.

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Note: Melanie and Hannah do not, nor will we ever, own A7X or Papa Gates. Obviously. Slavery was outlawed a long time ago.

Note that Melanie and Hannah do, however, own all chicks in this story, the storyline, and Jimmy's catchphrase. Steal and we will be forced to hunt you down and own your ass. :)

Warning: This story/show contains obscene amounts of stereotyping, a tad bit of racism, and lots of vulgarity. No need to tell us what we already know, kthxbai.

RIP Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan. We hope you love it as much as we do.

"High five, Papa Gates!"