Uhhh, hi?

Q: Shane, what are you doing right now?A: Absolutely fucking nothing, why?Q: Cuz we are aliens looking for random people to buttrape and kill. Would you like to be a candidate?A: ...yeeeaaaah, i'm gonna go now.Haha, lol random conversation.So, how have you guys been doing?I finished my report! YAY!but my teachers gonna get points off of it cuz I only have four pages when it has to be five. AT...
February 28th, 2010 at 08:01pm

A Friend or an Enemy?

Hey guys,Back from the fuckin' dead yo!XDAnyway, I really am in a fucking bundle here. And it stinks like shit.I don't know whether to call this girl a friend or an enemy.Here's what I do like about her:She's funnyShe's randomShe's stylishShe's always there to give relationship advice.Here's what I effing hate about her:She's always being a fucking bitch. Whenever me and Angelina have something to...
April 19th, 2009 at 11:18pm

Bad Cops Bad Charities

Heya!My rant today: Uhmmm, am I a little bit going towards that crazy ass fan stage?Well...it is kinda leaning toward that way. Why? well I was listening to a song called "Bad Cops Bad Charities" by Playradioplay! and I was going onto www.tokiohotelrocks.com and saw all of these new pix of TH. I was really happy that I finally get to see new pix! But I saw the website and the song and I was...
March 8th, 2009 at 11:14pm

Freaked Out Dream

Okay.I had this fucked up dream last night.I dreamed that I was this little boy, about ten or twelve years old. Very skinny and lanky. The boy was reading from a letter or page from a book and then this big, bald fat guy takes the page and says something about it being pathetic. there were three muscular men laughing behind him. The boy cried out, begging him to stop, and then takes out a picture...
February 23rd, 2009 at 02:05pm

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Hnnn...I watched the Tokio Hotel DVD.Just to say, I laughed my ass off.Especially when I heard Bill burp. For Pete Wentz's sake, I wish more rockstars could be rude like that!I would die peacefully the day that Brendon Urie farts.Yeh, you heard me.I so wish that could happen.I have a weird sense of humor.Juvinile, just in case.My philosophy for bodily noises is...No matter what situation you're...
December 24th, 2008 at 05:18pm

Randomness and Completely Stereotypical

Hnn, okay...randomness...HAAAAAIIIII!Okay, pass randomness...now...what the hell was I here for again?*looks at tequila**throws it at the wall*DAMN YOU!! YOU MAKE ME FORGET EVERYTHING!Here's the stereotypical part:My Chemical Romance = New Jersey peeps = THEY'RE IN DA MAFIA MAN! THEY'LL SQUISH YOU AND TIE YOU UP AND THROW YOU IN THE RIVER WITH CEMENT BLOCKS TIED TO YO' FEET!Panic At The Disco, The...
December 24th, 2008 at 03:12am

Mentality on Stereo Radio

Okay.So.I'mGoingToBePhilosophicalHere.Here's the reason why:When I was talking about Tokio Hotel and Cinema Bizarre in class, one of my frienemies said they looked like fags, especially Bill. I told him they were not and his opinion didn't matter anyway. I continued to talk about TH and CB to another friend of mine (who seemed really interested) and then I said they were from Germany. The guy I...
December 5th, 2008 at 05:34am

LUUUUMIIIII!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!LUMINOR'S GONE FROM CINEMA BIZARREEEEEE!!!!1WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!*sniff*First of all, Luminor from Cinema Bizarre quit. He said a lot of shit that i don't remember, but he said that the rest of CB should go on without him. Then i read in another article that he fainted at a Copenhagen show. Dear god! and here's the worst news: Some...
December 4th, 2008 at 12:30am

smugsmugsmug

Hallo!:DNice to meet you again! I'm sorry if i'm not updating my stories. Don't worry! I'll have my personal stuperhighway next monday! Yay! I've also written a couple of one shots and another storyline going on.Anyway, I've been watching some movies and I recommend a lot of them.PaprikaMoon ChildRun Lola RunSuicide Club2LDKFeedPrincess MononokeThumbsuckerParty MonsterPerfect CreatureSuburbiaGypsy...
November 27th, 2008 at 11:28pm

Holies Crappers!

OMFG Gusti got into a car accident?!Nooooooooooo!!!!!!*hugs pillow*Nooo!!!!*otherself whispers that he's still alive*O_OOh! Well...at least he's okay...wait, charges?NOOOOO!!!Oh well, anyway!Gustav Schafer? In a car accident? Man this is weird. I dreamed Tom was in a car accident, but I was horrified when I read that article!I was so scared!(Hey he's a human being too! Show some respect man! I...
November 7th, 2008 at 09:47pm

Weirddd...

Haha! I've finally figured out some weird things about my relationship preferances!*giggles*It's so friggin true! And friggin funny!I like boys who dress up like girls (without the skirt please) and wear make-up like a girl.I like girls who dress up like boys and cut their hair so short you'd think they were a boy.*giggles*I told you! It is so weird!Oh and I finally seen a boy in tight jeans! I...
November 6th, 2008 at 03:16pm

Where's the justice?

Ick.my life officially sucks ass...I think it would give me a good blowjob.Anyway, My mom's thinking of sending me to Mississippi School of Mathamatics and Science. I hate it so much because she's making me get the form to go there.I mean, I keep telling her that I am bad at math and science.I even got an F in Biology and an F in Algebra 1Plus, I don't even have Geometry as my subjects.How the...
October 25th, 2008 at 08:57am

In Bulgaria covered in hooker's blood

YAY!I'm back!(temporarily of course.)SO...nothing's happening...I'm going to DJ a halloween party on halloween night...Ummm....I'm working on my first novel....I need to find a publisher...editor...whatnot...A working Word Processor.....Some sample readers.....and yeah. Basically that's it...I think....Hnnn...I also need to get more books on homosexuality, bisexuality, and books on writing styles...
October 23rd, 2008 at 04:03pm

Two Ideas

Sitting in school.I'm thinking about a lot of things recently,like how the world's going to end when I'm 18,and how Folie a Deux is so confusing with the release date...My cable's off...watching reruns of The Lake House.Crying at twelve in the morning,cause I can't deal with the stress.Thinking of music and contracts.Thinking of how I'm not turning back.Mostly doing great.Almost doing great.Not at...
September 30th, 2008 at 04:04pm