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We Are So Screwed
Blake: GenoGenoThatIsMyName and
Slater: awkward; thats me.
Blake: don't own anything except- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Slater: Due, no.
Blake: Are you reading this shit? They don't fucking own us. I, LIKE DOBBY AND LADY GAGA, AM A FEE BITCH!
Slater: Bitch calm your tits, yes I am reading this, no I do not agree.
Blake: AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
Ratchet: You idiots. They created you, so they own you, just like Hasbro owns us.
Slater: FUCK YOUR SHIT! Hasbro can suck my di- Oh shit! Wrench!
Blake: Now look what the fuck you did! [Nearly plows into Jazz] MOVE BITCH
Slater: [follows Blake] GET OUT THE WAY! And he wasn't even holding a wrench when I said it!
Blake: Bitch you know he can somehow magically pull a wrench out of his aft!
Ratchet: I heard that.
Blake: We are so screwed [Runs faster]
Slater: Hide behind Sunny! No one fucks with his paint; they don't wanna hear his ass afterwards!
Blake: Ratchet doesn't give a single fuck about Sunny's paint, so if Sunny doesn't kill us, Ratchet still will.
Slater: You're right.... [Looks around] The fuck should we do? Where the hell is Optimus when I actually NEED him to act like an overprotective dad?!
Blake: Again I say, we are so screwed.
Lennox: [grabs Blake and Slater's arms] why are you running?
Slater: Bitch let go! Ratchet is trying to wrench us!
Epps: What the hell y’all lil' girls do?
Blake: [Bristles] DON’T FUCKING CALL ME LITTLE BOBBY! I will fuck your shit up!
Slater: Now you've gone and pissed her off. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE ESCAPES, EPPS! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU AND WILL!
Blake: You horse cock sucking mother fucker…
Slater: [Shoves Lennox and Epps] She called you horse cock suckers, RUN BITCHES! SHIT'S BOUTTA GO DOWNNNN!
Blake: [Cocks head to the side, eye starts to twitch] Run.
Ratchet: There you are
Blake: [turns angry glare to ratchet]
Ratchet: [backs away slowly
Slater: Damn. You got that Orpik stare bitch!
Ratchet: [stops at a safe distance] Orpik?
Slater: You don't know who... How do you not... He's in the... Blake, educate this mech.
Blake: Do. Not. Tell. Me. What. To. Do.
Slater: It was a fucking suggestion, damn! [Walks away]
Ratchet: You’re behavior is that of a human with extreme mental problems
Blake: You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving [walks away beginning to twitch]
Lennox: Has any one actually said the damn disclaimer?
Optimus: I am Optimus Prime. The authors only own Blake and Slater. Also, this story contains direct quotes from the Transformers live action film series.
Slater: awkward; thats me.
Blake: don't own anything except- WHAT THE FUCK?!
Slater: Due, no.
Blake: Are you reading this shit? They don't fucking own us. I, LIKE DOBBY AND LADY GAGA, AM A FEE BITCH!
Slater: Bitch calm your tits, yes I am reading this, no I do not agree.
Blake: AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE
Ratchet: You idiots. They created you, so they own you, just like Hasbro owns us.
Slater: FUCK YOUR SHIT! Hasbro can suck my di- Oh shit! Wrench!
Blake: Now look what the fuck you did! [Nearly plows into Jazz] MOVE BITCH
Slater: [follows Blake] GET OUT THE WAY! And he wasn't even holding a wrench when I said it!
Blake: Bitch you know he can somehow magically pull a wrench out of his aft!
Ratchet: I heard that.
Blake: We are so screwed [Runs faster]
Slater: Hide behind Sunny! No one fucks with his paint; they don't wanna hear his ass afterwards!
Blake: Ratchet doesn't give a single fuck about Sunny's paint, so if Sunny doesn't kill us, Ratchet still will.
Slater: You're right.... [Looks around] The fuck should we do? Where the hell is Optimus when I actually NEED him to act like an overprotective dad?!
Blake: Again I say, we are so screwed.
Lennox: [grabs Blake and Slater's arms] why are you running?
Slater: Bitch let go! Ratchet is trying to wrench us!
Epps: What the hell y’all lil' girls do?
Blake: [Bristles] DON’T FUCKING CALL ME LITTLE BOBBY! I will fuck your shit up!
Slater: Now you've gone and pissed her off. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE ESCAPES, EPPS! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU AND WILL!
Blake: You horse cock sucking mother fucker…
Slater: [Shoves Lennox and Epps] She called you horse cock suckers, RUN BITCHES! SHIT'S BOUTTA GO DOWNNNN!
Blake: [Cocks head to the side, eye starts to twitch] Run.
Ratchet: There you are
Blake: [turns angry glare to ratchet]
Ratchet: [backs away slowly
Slater: Damn. You got that Orpik stare bitch!
Ratchet: [stops at a safe distance] Orpik?
Slater: You don't know who... How do you not... He's in the... Blake, educate this mech.
Blake: Do. Not. Tell. Me. What. To. Do.
Slater: It was a fucking suggestion, damn! [Walks away]
Ratchet: You’re behavior is that of a human with extreme mental problems
Blake: You can’t imagine the immensity of the fuck I’m not giving [walks away beginning to twitch]
Lennox: Has any one actually said the damn disclaimer?
Optimus: I am Optimus Prime. The authors only own Blake and Slater. Also, this story contains direct quotes from the Transformers live action film series.