The Lord bless this day.It started out pretty simple: take my cousin to the movies. Offer him a ride home if he can't get in touch with his mom.Around 4:30, he called me to come pick him up. Not a problem for me. It's not like I was caught up in anything other than reading online stories.Pulling off 285, I saw a woman standing at the top of the exit ramp with a sign. "Hungry. Need food."She was...

So, in reading through all the comments on my newest journal, I have realized a few things.First, people tend to take me seriously. All the time. What kind of BS is that? So I make a comment about drama I see or rant in a seemingly aimless fashion. If I wanted to make a change or make a point, I would take the time to formulate an actual argument. My journals take about ten minutes to write. What...

NOTICE: Since some of the comments concerning the first part of this journal were warnings against publically calling people out, I'm going to assume you all care oh so much about me staying on this site that you felt the need to tell me to stop breaking the rules. To please my adoring fans, this section has been removed. If you want to know what it said, I'd be happy to send it to you!What makes...

I'm going to be doing a bit of cleaning on my stories. This means deleting some and doing major editing on others. I am also going to be putting some stoires on hiatus while I finish up others. I would like your input on which ones y'all want me to finish first. Anything that is a co-write is safe from the hiatus since I'm not the only decision maker on those.Here are the stories I write by...

I DON'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS! I DON'T WANNA READY ABOUT FRANK AND GERARD F***ING EACH OTHER AND I SURE AS HELL COULDN'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT TWILIGHT AND ITS S***** SPIN OFFS! YOU'RE LETTING PEOPLE F*** UP HARRY POTTER TOO!! SET SOME DAMN GUIDELINES TO GET RID OF THESE TEENIE BOPPIN PANSY ASS S***** WRITERS HAVE MORALS DAMN IT! AND ANOTHER THING! MAKE YOUR EDITORS ACTUALLY DO THEIR...

Learn your ABCs the Avenged Sevenfold way! Learn your family the alphabet the right way. No longer is learning boring. Spice it up Avenged Sevenfold style!A: aperture, alcoholB: booze, boobs, blow, BrianC: cunt, cocksucker, creamD: dick, duct tapeE: ejaculationF: fuckG: g-spot, gagballsH: horsecockI: insideJ: jerkoff, Johnny, JimmyK: kiss, kneelL: lick, loud, load, lusciousM: moobs, MattN:...

Nicknames that have originated on the forum or chat conversation, receiving high volumes of use there.Johnny-Gumdrop (Jen)-Ickle Johnny (Lyndsey; used by Lyndsey only)-Johnny Boy (Bee)-Gnome (Jaci)-Gummy Bear (Jaci and Moriah)-Megan (Jaci)Jimmy-Jimz (Jen)-Revviepants (Jen; used only by Liss and Jen)-Ninja Lurch (Lyndsey)-Jim Jam (Jaci)-Jimmers (Bee)-Tree (Jaci)-Sully (Liss)-Gail (Bee)Syn-Captian...

1.) Favorite kind of Pop-Tart? (Jaci and Lyndsey)2.) What's your take on the increase in the price of gas? (Jaci)3.) Which energy drink do you like more: Monster or Rockstar? ( Chels)4.) Smurfs or Fraggle Rock? (Lyndsey)5.) Top or Bottom? (Jaci)6.) Sweet or Sour? (Jaci)7.) Water balloons or water guns? (Lyndsey)8.) Nestle or Hershey? (Jaci)9.) G.I. Joe or Ken? (Lyndsey)10.) Skittles or Starbursts?...

Rev Damnit - JenHoly Vengeance - LyndseySweet Vengeace - MoriahFailing worse than Syn trying to be humble (a metaphor) - JenFor Syn's Sake -LyndseyHOLY REVEREND THOLOMEW PLAGUE- JenWell Johnny C = Well I'll be...- LyndseyFor the love of Vengeance!! - LyndseyOh Matt = Oh Damn - LyndseyHot Matt = Hot Damn - JaciWell Syn = Well Shit - LyndseyOh My Rev = Oh my word - JenZack = Fuck - LyndseyRev...

Once again.....A production of the Avenged Sevenfold forum:Ghoulie Avenged:Johnny = PugsleyJimmy = Ninja LurchMatt = Cousin IttSyn = WednesdayZacky = Eddie MunsterAnimal Avenged:Johnny = HawkJimmy = Ninja PlatypusMatt = Prarie DogSyn = WolfZacky = OrcaThieves of Sevenfold:Johnny = Sock GremlinJimmy = Ninja Shoe ThiefMatt = Aviator BanditSyn = Hat PirateZacky = Shirt StealerFrom the minds of Jaci...

Special memories have been formed on the Avenged Sevenfold forum. To commemorate them, I am starting a dictionary1. Ninja: (v.) to steal; stealthily thieve. origin-The mind of Lyndsey2. Jimmazing: (adj.) Amazing to the point it is as though it has been touched by Jimmy Sullivan origin-The mind of Liss3. Zexy: (adj.) a degree of sexy that surpasses the current spectrum; as Jimmazing as Zacky Baker...

So I'm going to need girlfriends for the guys eventually. If you want a part just message me.I know this is tupid and something people do on Zilla, but I like the idea of giving my readers a chance to be in my story. I figure if someone really likes my story, I can give them a shout out by making them part of my little alternate reality.Anywho, let me know. And this goes for any story i have...