10.) Bringing Sasuke back...and keeping him there.9.) Why Sasuke choose Orochimaru (of all people) to seek for power.8.) Whether or not Sasuke is gay and if so, did that have something to do with his choosing Orochimaru.7.) A bowl of ramen with everything available in the buffet6.) What could possibly be so interesting about the Pervy Sage's books that Kakashi-sensei can't put the damned thing...

From Itachi himself...1.) That Deidara honestly believes he's hotter. Come on. Seriously?2.) That Sasuke ran off with a pedophile. Is there no justice in this world?3.) That Tobi and I meds continuously get mixed up. (Note to self: Kill the Akatsuki assistant...)4.) That I have to chase down some brat who likes to yell out "Believe it!" who also hangs around some pink haired airhead and a former...

1.) Thou shall...say "un", "yeah", and "hm" after every sentence as much as possible. If possible, thou shall write and type it also.2.) Thou shall...wash thy hair with Herbal Essences Mango-scented shampoo with built in conditioner three times a week: rinse, lather, rinse, then repeat twice.3.) Thou shall...loudly declare that "art is a bang/blast!" and when someone tries to say that thou art...

10. Hidan has a nasty habit of stopping in the middle of an aisle to pray which always leads to someone bumping into him or running him over with their shopping cart. This usually results in him shouting nasty words and/or swinging his scythe. He now knows that unlicensed weapons are not allowed on the premises.9. Deidara likes to freak Itachi out by sneaking up on him, putting his hand near the...

1. kunai--for that hard to shop for ninja2. new Leaf village headband--Sakura's subtle way of telling Sasuke to come back3. stationary paper soaked in contact poison--since Itachi likes to write letters to Sasuke, Sasuke figures this could be an easy way to do that monster in4. "How to Kill Your Clan for Dummies"--written by Itachi; Itachi wants Sasuke to know how he did it (waste of paper since...

10. Most sharks are close to that hue.9. Most fish (when taken out of the water) turn a different color as a sign of suffocating--they need water to breathe. GIVE HIM SOME WATER!!8. He's cold-blooded--really REALLY cold-blooded.7. It's been a long time since he...uh..."released" himself...6. Itachi's a very cold person--it often rubs off on others.5. If he were green, he'd often be confused with...

(in no particular order)1. The words "yeah", "un", and "hnn" being over used.2. "I'm hotter than you."3. "Where the hell is my money?!"4. "Art is a blast, yeah!"5. "Art is everlasting."6. An argument concerning the last two statements.7. "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!"8. Someone telling Tobi to sit his happy ass down.9. "In the name of Jashin, (...)" [Usually followed by a death threat.]10. After something...

10. He looks like another suspected pedophile.9. He created his own "Neverland" like the suspected pedophile he looks like.8. He cornered three kids in the middle of a dark forest and (despite his reasons) bit one of them in a highly suggestive way.7. That kid was a BOY.6. Boys are the gender that his lookalike was accused of targeting.5. He has an extremely long tongue which he has no problem...

10. Contrary to popular beliefs, his sexuality was constantly being questioned after the "kiss" that he and Naruto shared.9. If he heard Naruto say "Believe it!" one more time...he was gonna mutilate the blonde in a true Itachi fashion.8. Fangirls. Period.7. His sensei found no problem with sticking his fingers up someone's butt.6. His teammates had no problem with having a sensei who stuck his...