Why Don't I Just Drop Dead?

All 100% Truth. (This is not really a sequel to My Memoir)

I also don't expect you to read this, but if you do, that's great. Just...yea. Read if you want. But I won't force you. That's wrong...

Disclaimer: I OWN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING IN THIS.
THIS IS ME!!
[mumbles]Don't fucking steal me, or I will call up Gerard and Toro and they will go all kung-fu on your asses[/mumbles]