Listen, I'm not going to try to fool anyone here, and I'll probably get a lot of nasty comments about this, but please, please, dear females, stop acting like you're being opressed by the male sex.Males like breasts. Males like butts.Guess what?Females like butts. Females like penis.So would you please, please stop acting like you rule the effing world because you're a female and you feel like if...

So I was cruising around on weheartit.com, and I found some pictures of some very attractive people. I'll share in some a bit, but what I want to know is:Where in the hell are all these very attractive young women? There are absolutely no pretty girls at my school, save for one or two that are completely untouchable. It sucks! I don't go to a big school, so I guess that's my problem.I live in...

Let's swap. You can read anything of mine, I don't really care.I'm just not going to list the links here. You have to actually go to here if you want to comment swap./incrediblyevilanddisturbed------How I feel right now...after not sleeping the entire night.I need more coffee. But then I'll crash. Ah, screw it.Red Bulls instead, yes?------Questions:1. Comment swap?2. Spongebob?3. Want some more...

I need a new username.Just keep in mind that I'm a male. Otherwise, it's your guys' choice. I'll pick the one I like best out of all that are suggested.So if you're gonna comment, leave a username with it, please! ------I'm re-installing The Sims 3 (base game.) I got so bored of it a while ago.It's always good to redo everything on a game. It might be more fun the second time around...but at this...

This journal is probably going to be a little caty-wompus, so bear with me while I address the above topics not in the order I wrote them (which was merely to get your attention...most of those topics won't be the bulk of this journal, so that just proves that I'm a mastermind at deciet.)Just kidding.------For those who were awake at 3 or 4 a.m. last night, you might remember me posting a journal...

I've been dating my girlfriend, Echo, for almost a year now. Those who have heard me talk about her know that she's the love of my life, and I'm not just saying that to make what I'm about to say seem even more miserable.She cheated on me. As in, f*cked some other guy and lied through her teeth about it. She told me she was going to a friend's house. I asked why that one guy kept saying he loved...

I've just discovered the fastest Internet browser on the planet. It might shock you, after all your trial-and-error, one-hour sessions with Google Chrome and Firefox and (God-forbid) Internet Explorer.But in my opinion, the fastest browser for zero-bullcrap surfing is Internet Explorer 8 (64-bit). It doesn't have spell check, but if you're a writer and you rarely make silly mistakes, this is the...

I've been looking on the Users section of Mibba a lot, and I've seen some pretty freaking obvious fakes. I know I should just report them and be done with it, but no, I'm going to report them and then rant about them.Fake users on Mibba are usually a combination of all three things in the title. They're fake (duh), they haven't written anything, and if they have, it's writin lik this and includes...

Hey, Mibba.Alright, so first of all, I just wanted to say, I'm completely in love with Foamy the Squirrel. For those of you who don't know, he's probably the best squirrel on the planet. I found out about him last night, and I seriously couldn't stop laughing.I'll post some videos so you can have a little preview. There's about two hundred and thirty videos, so I decided to pick two of my...

Because I'm a whore.I'm gonna do a comment swap for the next few hours. I'll keep checking this Journal in case anyone comes late, so don't worry if you think you've missed the bell.I'm swapping with Goraphobia. It's an original fiction, urban fantasy/horror set in the Depression Era.What you give is what you get, you comment first, no fanfic, no slash or femmeslash, please. And if your story is...

I remember being really pissed off at my 18 year-old sister because, as soon as she turned 18 (probably the night she turned 18) she believed she ruled the world. She thought that since she was 18, she could star in a porn flick, order things from TV, smoke cigarettes, play rated M video games, and she thought she was suddenly my mother.Friends, please don't be like that when you legally become an...

I have literally just remembered that today is my sister's thirteenth birthday. I feel terrible because, obviously, I forgot the one day out of the year when I actually have to get off my lazy ass and make something, and also because I only have about twenty minutes until the family and her friends have to gather around the cake and hand her presents.I need your help, Mibba.I have to make her...

Hello, Mibbians! I've been messing around on the site for the past few weeks but never really got the balls up to make an account, but I'm glad I did. Everyone is so welcoming and it's a really good feeling so far. There's such a great sense of community on this site, and I'm you all feel very relieved to hear that (as in, I've seen some online brawls go down and they're not pretty—people who...