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It's Really Happening

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"Will you marry me?"
The four words that every girl dreams of hearing...more or less, that is.
Will those simple four words, combined with love, great friends and some really odd times be able to keep a couple together long enough for them to make some sense of it all?

Title credit: Every Avenue All The Way Down
  1. Prologue
    Pretty sure I'm dreaming.
  2. Chapter 1
    You'd make an excellent ruler for life
  3. Chapter 2
    What else could there be?
  4. Chapter 3
    I will do everything in my power to make this the most kickass wedding ever.
  5. Chapter 4
    That's because nobody likes you, Alex.
  6. Chapter 5
    Bullshit always turns into '*** You I Have Those Cards'.
  7. Chapter 6
    I'm in the dancing aisle!
  8. Chapter 7
    Please tell me you did not just laugh orange soda out your nose.
  9. Chapter 8
    This adorable, innocent puppy is not being named after a serial killer!
  10. Chapter 9
    It’s like scenery, only you can ride it and feed it peanuts and shit!
  11. Chapter 10
    You know damn well I'm a romantic.
  12. Chapter 11
    "She doesn’t look like a stripper..."
  13. Chapter 12
    Never thought my wedding would be bulleted on a white board.
  14. Chapter 13
    I wasn’t sure whether that was a guy or chick hitting on me!
  15. Chapter 14
    Deal with my Twitter, bitch!
  16. Chapter 15
    I couldn’t drag you away from your snookiecuddlelumpkins. Or whatever.
  17. Chapter 16
    You don't seriously travel with a John Cusack movie collection, do you?
  18. Chapter 17
    You are not making with Zachary Quinto!
  19. Chapter 18
    You look like a wet skunk.
  20. Chapter 19
    …Whose shirt was I wearing?
  21. Chapter 20
    Rian, why are you Southern?
  22. Chapter 21
    Down with pants!
  23. Chapter 22
    Internet world, meet my fiancée!
  24. Chapter 23
    NO SLEEP TIL GIRLFRIEND!
  25. Chapter 24
    I should probably go home and get some new clothes and prove to my mom I'm not dead.
  26. Chapter 25
    Is Michigan really that bad?
  27. Chapter 26
    Hey, it's not my fault that Tim's makes the best cocoa.
  28. Chapter 27
    Making babies takes lots of practice, huh Eris?
  29. Chapter 28
    Too bad Taco Bell doesn't cater, huh?
  30. Chapter 29
    Am I hallucinating or did we time travel?
  31. Chapter 30
    You're here for me, not them.
  32. Chapter 31
    Awesome, a bunch of drunk ***ers singing Journey.
  33. Chapter 32
    You guys aren't the only performers around!
  34. Chapter 33
    ...Alright, you bastards, where are they?
  35. Chapter 34
    Tacos & Tequila!
  36. Chapter 35
    Why? Am I asking you to violate some clause of the Bro Code?
  37. Chapter 36
    If I get drunk again, don't let me tell any musicians where I live.
  38. Chapter 37
    I don't think my head or liver can take any more weird normal.
  39. Chapter 38
    You love your silly mutt more than me!
  40. Chapter 39
    This is how everything that made you happy ends.
  41. Chapter 40
    Why is Jack acting like a kicked puppy dog?
  42. Chapter 41
    “At least if there’s a *** on the news, we’ll know who it was.”