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Let's Burn Our Dreams Into the Skyline

May I (or we) introduce to you, the kids.
The kids who would never make it.
The kids who couldn't make it.
The kids who just didn't give a fuck and could care less if they made it.

These are the kids you don't wanna be.
These are the kids we are.

Another Danielle and Arianna story.
Not meant to be taken seriously or liked.
Meant to be written to amuse ourselves.

Just have fun with it.

Told in Linnea and Max's point of view.
Alternated each chapter.
So, Linnea = odd chapters ; Max = even chapters.
Got it? Good.
  1. Broken Crystal.
    “Wentz, Peter?” Higgins barked out, scanning the room.
  2. So this is my new life?
    “New Jersey. And I have no accent. You’s have accents.”
  3. "Hardcore Truth or Dare"
    Dad and Mom we’re at work until 6, so we usually all hung out at the Wentz household,
  4. Phone Sex?!
    “It takes one hell of a lot to scare me off. Who do I have to ***?”
  5. The Penis Sharpener.
    If there was a shirt that read “worlds biggest moron”, Gabe would wear it every day, and I’m not even joking.
  6. Balls, Balls and More Balls!
    “Yeah!” Gabe announced, “We race our balls!”
  7. Incest?
    “Someone enjoys saying the word ‘***’.”
  8. Road tripping.
    “Are you a dinosaur or something? Get your ass up.”
  9. The Maturelyest.
    “I need a leash.” Max announced randomly, picking at her fingernails on Pete’s lap.
  10. Shitloads of Sugar.
    "Well, my new goal in life is keeping Steph fed." I insisted
  11. I Killed Gabe's Goldfish.
    Two words: High. On. Sugar.
  12. Let's blow this Popsicle stand.
    “And we’re going to ‘party’ how exactly?” Pete cocked a brow.
  13. S-p-e-c-i-a-l Spells Us.
    “The Really Really Ridiculously Special Dictionary”.
  14. Us, strange? Not at all.
    “Spanky fits you.” Gabe agreed. “*** IT! You guys made me blink.”
  15. Pink and Wentzy; Deadly Combination?
    "It’s a good thing Linnea and I can't have babies. That would be scary."
  16. Scissorhands.
    “Imagine him jacking-off…” Linnea wondered.
  17. Gag. Twitch. Die.
    “Why can’t I be a transvestite mom?” Pete whined.
  18. Man-skirts, anyone?
    “Woah. Isn’t that like inscest?” Ryland pointed out.
  19. Sleepover... Without The Sleepover.
    “You’re matching!” Gabe announced cheerfully as we stepped inside.
  20. Cookies...ew.
    “I don’t think we were supposed to put the egg shell in there, too, Gabe.” Steph muttered.
  21. Tongue-tied and Oh So Squeamish.
    “Your family officially owes me a pair of shoes.”
  22. Sleep...or lack of.
    “Oh, I think a sleepover without the sleepover and a flour fight were involved.”
  23. Coffee.
    “No Aladdin, or I just might puke,” He moaned.
  24. PezPezPez.
    “Oh yeah!” Steph exclaimed, “And the neighbors called the cops! That was the time we left her leash at home.”
  25. Ohai! I Iz W3ntz!
    “I think there’s bird shit on the floor!” Ryland screamed.
  26. Drug... Store.
    “That’s what it should be called! Holy Shit Red. People would be like ‘Hey, Linnea. What color lipstick do you wear?’ and I’d be like ‘Holy Shit Red, bitch.’”
  27. Poprocks and Coke.
    “We can make our stomachs explode!”
  28. Wrist-snappin Good.
    “It’s a waste of paper.” I glared at him and Ryland threw me a cherry flavored lollipop.
  29. What Is This?!
    “Why does Linnea’s say “forever” and Max’s say “best”?”
  30. Moans....?
    “Yeah, that’ll look ***ing amazing on my college application.”
  31. Seckz & Sickness.
    "Besides, I doubt Max wants your STDs."
  32. Flip A Bitch.
    “Please, hoe. Like I’ll clean that shit up,”
  33. Essays.
    “I dare you to write your essay on why men give you boners.”
  34. Prostitution.
    "Here ya go, bee-otch."
  35. Hot Damn.
    “How is masturbating to men funny?!”
  36. Eggs.
    Its a good thing I wasn't facing her, because I'm pretty sure my glare would burn a whole through her head.
  37. Soap.
    “Then let the shit fit commence!”
  38. Cake is win.
    After about eighty-nine different (and failed) attempts, we made the perfect cake. We decorated it with red icing that read “I LUV PETAH.”
  39. Pure Boredom.
    “Why would you want to picture a cat naked anyway?”