Hi. I don't care if you read this. I just wanted to get it out. And maybe this is going to be subjective, but I don't care.My best friends are killing me.Not literally, of course, but figuratively. My first one, Madelyn, is so busy I never see her. That's about all she's done, and I can't really blame her for our schedules fitting perfectly together. Next is Cecilia. I rarely see her, too, and...

So one of my best friends Salena has decided to become transgendered. She says that this is all she's ever wanted, and that she'll finally be happy. I don't care; I'm happy for her. Or him, rather.She decided her name will be Sam, and will start taping down his chest. (Compression shirts are to expensive for his family right now.) And, because of this, Sam has asked me to work out with him so he...

Yay! So today I had to go to the hospital. I'm fine now, but they told me that I might have either had an anxiety or asthma attack. Which makes sense, because I was having difficulty breathing and almost passed out. But yeah, I'm fine now.This is not what I wanted to talk about, but it was needed because of the next thing.Being pushed in a wheel chair by a childish nurse is easily my favorite...

Good god, Lemon! I have heard this song a ridiculous amount of times. I know every word, every beat, seen live videos of it enough times to cry, and even had a dream where I was singing it.Clearly, it's my favorite song ever.I prefer it without the rap, so classy! Now usually, I hate pop songs. But this is damn catchy and I enjoy it. Have your obscure Mindy Gledhill and Kimya Dawson songs, I'll...

godhatesfags.comI don't care how many people tell me not all Christians are like this*, it still makes me sick each time. I find it completely disgraceful that people would even ACCEPT that piece of shit in their society.How dare they even suggest that god hates gay people! That's cruel! Who the hell does God think he is?! (If he's seen like that.) Why should they be punished for who they are?(*I...

I'm no perv... I just mean that I haven't seen one in some time. Where did they all go? Did Mibba finally get some shame? Or is it just that no one feels like writing them anymore?Either way, I can't help but feel sort of sad about it. I think that people are much more honest in bed then they are in real life... And a good sex story can be mind blowing.(Pun intended.) I'm all for love and...

[Enter with awkward me and guy I am presently stalking.]So, we are just laughing, talking about some random anime we both like. I'm thinking, hey, this guy might actually not think I'm a total creep ass! And it's fantastic!Then, I have to go and ruin it by saying..."Yeah! That guy was almost as good of a leader as Hitler was!"Wait, what did I just say? No, no Emily. Don't freak out. Just make up...

Okay. I noticed this while watching Narnia: The Dawn Treader, and I'm pretty miffed about it.So, in the last one, the one where they introduce Prince Caspian, it has been a year in the real world and abot 3000 years in Narnia. Now in this movie, it's been two years in the real world, and, based on the last one, it should be about 6000 years later in Narnia.But no.Caspian is still alive and well,...

Alright. I just woke up from a long nap. Apparently, I was crying in my sleep. My dream? Yeah. It successfully scared the shit out of me.Here it is:It's Halloween and I'm going trick or treating. I'm in my costume, and I'm with two other people I don't know. One is a beautiful black girl, and the other is an awkward boy with glasses. I'm hanging with them, do de do. Then suddenly, I tell them I'm...

I'm not gay. Well, excluding the fact that I have a girlfriend.I know, I know. That is gay.But I'd like to think of it in a more, educational way, so to say. Like, I'm a major in straight with a minor in gay.Get it?But the thing is, no matter how much I like guys, I'm still watching Happy Days, wishing I could hold my girlfriend. It isn't fair. I've never even held her. I've never even touched...

I was just chillin' in Science, and my friend Rachel asked who Flash's secret identity was. I'm a nerd, so I was all "Duh, it's Jay Garrick."(I'm talking about the original here, cuz there are like, 4 Flashs). But no. Someone else suggested that Flash's secret identity was Gordan.What....the....F*CK?!Dude! Flash Gordan and Flash are different characters. Seriously. Say they are the same towards...

So, for a few weeks now my best friend has been yelling or getting in an arguement with me. Every morning. And I won't lie, I guess I don't exactly help, but that girl makes me mad sometimes. Still, it hurts, y'know?I had my sister call her today and ask what's been going on on her side. Apparently, it's nothing really big, but stuff that would make anyone mad. So she's justified that as her...

Hey, Rachel! How are you? Oh wait, you've got something on your nose.MY FIST.Sorry. It's just that chick keeps comparing herself to me, giving herself the upper hand. I get it. I'm very unattractive. You're Malibu Barbie, brunette edition. Give me a break, Please.Sorry. I had to let that out. But that's exactly what I want to talk about. It may just be me, but there are all these people who do...

*Rewind to about 6 hours earlier.*Me: How could you hate Swedish cabinetry? You hater.Sophie: It smells odd!Me: Really Soph? It smells odd? Do you know what it smells like? It smells as if you just can't appreciate Swedish cabinetry.^ Yup. That right there. My sister, Sophie, hates Swedish cabinetry for reasons unknown. Either way, I'm pretty sure it's the best thing I've ever said.If you're...

On a side note, I've been working on a story, and, unlike my other stories, I'm going to try and put some real effort into it! :D Yeah! It's a Batman story! Yay!Unfortunately, it seems Mibba knows this. So, the only two people to comment are my sister and best friend. WHY. Make's meh sad. D:But that's actually not the main reason for sad face. Also, I could not go to the Zoo today. I have to stay...

I was reminded recently of the best thing to happen to me, ever. And it happened in the worst place ever. Pre-Algerbra. (DUN! DUN! DUN!)So, once upon a seventh grade day, my Pre-Algerbra teacher got terribly ill and would be gone for a few weeks for recovery. I felt bad for her, but that all changed when He was spotted.I had last period with Him, so I got to say goodbye to Him every day, spend the...

My sister. Oh, I love her. She's a bit...mad, though. Here are some of my favorite quotes from her:"Do mermaids have pockets?""Welcome to Masculine Cupcakes, where every cupcake is filled with love and testosterone!""I was born to eat cheese.""Do you get fresh? Because I get saucy.""The f**k is a mer pool?""The toes make the fin...""I boop your nose.""Jimjams....that word is horrifying..."As you...