Status: Complete
I'm Not Insane
To whom this may concern,
Through our research, we found you are a distant cousin of our daughter’s. It is with great grief to tell you that she was sent to a mental asylum after committing a drastic crime. They store her away in the criminally insane ward. According to the records we found, you live no more than a mile away from her. You’re the closest family member. Please go and talk to her. Convince her she is insane. That’s all the hospital wants. Then try to bring her home. Don’t take her back here. We don’t want anything to do with her. Adopt her or something. As long as she doesn’t come back to this specific house we’re fine.
-The Parents
She was, in fact, insane.
Warning: Rated R for language, talk of sexual encounter, and offensive remarks towards religion in later chapter.
Through our research, we found you are a distant cousin of our daughter’s. It is with great grief to tell you that she was sent to a mental asylum after committing a drastic crime. They store her away in the criminally insane ward. According to the records we found, you live no more than a mile away from her. You’re the closest family member. Please go and talk to her. Convince her she is insane. That’s all the hospital wants. Then try to bring her home. Don’t take her back here. We don’t want anything to do with her. Adopt her or something. As long as she doesn’t come back to this specific house we’re fine.
-The Parents
She was, in fact, insane.
Warning: Rated R for language, talk of sexual encounter, and offensive remarks towards religion in later chapter.