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Welcome to Scandalous Scholastics 101

School is much more fun nowadays. At Emery Green High (a prestige private school for girls) the students yearn to learn, but that's not all they're learning.

Seniors Lilly and Annie start the school year with friends, enemies, and of course the teachers. Strangely enough at Emery Green High, the students are girls and the teachers are boys. Is this some sort of corporate trick?

Sexual tension, lies, and betrayal come free with admission. So come on and join the class. Where do you fit in, you naughty school girl?

*various band members all in one*
  1. Orientation
    Yes. Yes I would like to stare at Mr. Saporta's ass all day.
  2. To the Dorms We Go
    Booty shorts....
  3. Mission Impossible
    Flirtin' with the security guard
  4. Hookers Galore
    The Staff Meeting! *gasp*
  5. Tampons, Meet Mr. Saporta
    Waking up and first period.
  6. Shoes. Like Oh My God. Shoes.
    Time to be GAY!
  7. Lyke, OMG! DID U C DER WAYCEST!?
    A bit of Waycest and some Crack and texting...Yeah....
  8. Stick Figures, Courtesy of Adam T. Siska
    Time for a couple of inappropriate stick figures.
  9. Saved By the Butcher
    More waycest jokes, 'cause we know you all love it, and other fun stuff. Yay!
  10. Mr. Urie Sees All
    Okay, who let him have control over the intercom?!?!
  11. Return of the Booty Shorts
    Gym with the pervert. Gross.
  12. What's That a Drawing Of?
    PEEEEEEENIS! TIS A FUNNY WORD! WE SHOULD SING IT!
  13. Spanish Is Da Pimp Language
    :D
  14. FIRED DONALD TRUMP STYLE
    It's not so simple now is it?
  15. Yum, Rolls
    We're doing it Mr. Way's way
  16. HAH! IN YOUR FACE!
    :]
  17. Band Is For Sexy Peeps, Yo!
    We're all band nerds, aren't we?
  18. Get Low
  19. Annie and Lilly: An Epic Musical
    Basically, a rip-off of Scrubs.
  20. Notice.
    Notice.