The Guide On How To Date A Rockstar
- Tip #1: do become the best friend
- Tip #2: do not even pretend to like your roommate
- Tip #3: do offer to buy dinner for everyone
- Tip #4: do not agree to truth or dare
- Tip #5: do offer to do merch for tour
- Tip #6: do not kiss another band's singer
- Tip #7: do hide your undergarments
- Tip #8: do not say you're doing laundry
- Tip #9: do pretend to be mad if they hit on you
- Tip #10: do not act like everything's OK
- Tip #11: do hate your crush's new girl
- Tip #12: do not tell his friends you like him
- Tip #13: do hit on guys around him
- Tip #14: do not do everything he wants
- Tip #15: do be unpredictable
- Tip #16: do not change for him
- Tip #17: do go clubbing with everyone
- Tip #18: do not get slam drunk
- Tip #19: do tell him you like him
- Tip #20: most importantly: DO NOT FALL IN LOVE
- author's note