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Jizz In My Pants

WARNING!!! Don't eat food while reading this story, as choking and ultimately death may result. Also, take special care if you are seated in a computer chair. There have been reported cases of falling off of them. These precautions are crucial to your health and well-being. Story not for those without a sense of humor.

When the All Time Low boys have a concert/ party at Rian's house one night, they never expected it to lead into a road trip of epic proportions. This road trip includes everything from romance to scandal, magic, hot fudge, babies, random famous people, murder, sex, butter, super powers, homosexuality, beer, marriage, vampires, midgets, old people, expletives, and much much more.

Prepare to laugh your ass off.

NOTE: Apparently, I've been reported for the description not being relevant to the story. Trust me, with time, everything will make sense. And if you have a problem with grammar/ content/ anything else, comment me and let me know because I really don't want to have to take this story down. =(

(Anna, you simplistic genius. This story is yours. XD)
  1. Chapter 1
    Wal-Mart Shenanigans
  2. Chapter 2
    The Party Part 1
  3. Chapter 3
    The Party Part 2 *Contains some sexual content*
  4. Chapter 4
    Breaking The Law, Breaking The Law! \m/ |-.-| \m/
  5. Chapter 5
    All Good Things Must Come To An End
  6. Chapter 6
    A Rude Awakening And A Surprise Visitor *Contains some sexual content*
  7. Chapter 7
    Dodge-ball
  8. Chapter 8
    The Start Of Something Epic
  9. Chapter 9
    SQUIRREL!
  10. Chapter 10
    The Car Crash
  11. Chapter 11
    Answers
  12. Chapter 12
    Yo Dog!
  13. Chapter 13
    S-C-A-N-D to the A to the L-O-U-S! Damn that boy, he's scandalous!
  14. Chapter 14
    Bird Brain
  15. Chapter 15
    Eggs
  16. Chapter 16
    Underwater Part 1
  17. Chapter 17
    Underwater Part 2
  18. Chapter 18
    We At The Hotel, Motel, Holiday IIIIInn! *Contains some sexual content*
  19. Chapter 19
    Megan Fox...?
  20. Chapter 20
    Johnny, No!
  21. Chapter 21
    I-Spy With My Little Eye... A Cemetery!
  22. Chapter 22
    Secrets Of The Grave
  23. Chapter 23
    Let's Get It Onnnnn...?
  24. Chapter 24
    Mall Madness
  25. Chapter 25
    New Plan
  26. Chapter 26
    Getting Settled
  27. Chapter 27
    "How did we manage this?"
  28. Chapter 28
    KANYE WEST IS DEAD?
  29. Chapter 29
    The Devil's Game
  30. Chapter 30
    Fangs Up, Satan Down
  31. Chapter 31
    Too Much
  32. Chapter 32
    “It concerns your friend Mister Dawson…"
  33. Chapter 33
    The Awakening
  34. Chapter 34
    Trouble in Hickville
  35. Chapter 35
    I. AM NOT. A ***. (But I like to do it.)
  36. Chapter 36
    The Chicken with an Egg
  37. Chapter 37
    The Great One