We Need No Introduction

WARNING: This story features all sorts of chaos, mingled into one place. Reading may cause giggles, short bouts of laughter, and eventually confusion. You have been warned.

Involved in this are the guys of Avenged Sevenfold, and The Jackass Crew. Amongst them is Leana Macfadden, and her younger sister Blair. They have grown up together in the small town of West Chester, Pennsylvania.

Blair "Dispair" Macfadden is one of the bluntest people you will ever meet. She says things without thinking and isn't afraid of anything. Sometimes she joins in on the antics riled up by the boys, but hates when they're directed toward her. She smokes, drinks and rocks out to any metal sounding music. She's the perfect girl for Brandon "Bam" Margera.

Brandon "Bam" Margera is one of the cocky, arrogant son of a bitches that loves to get on people’s nerves. He’s only 19 years old, but has caused destruction and mayhem that a man ten years older than him would look proudly at. He is not the perfect boy for Blair Macfadden.

But how does Bam take it when Blair doesn't even look at him that way, when she just sees himself as one of the guys, one of the people she grew up with? Would she ever give him the time of day and look at him the way he does her? Or have all the years of growing up together completely crashed all hopes for him?

This is the story of Bam Margera, and Blair Macfadden.

© 2008 Lilie

Disclaimer: I do not own any real places, people, or things. I do not own any pictures besides the banner. But not the people in the banner. I DO OWN, however, all fictional people, plots, and such. I own the storyline. This is mine. Steal and I’ll cry. Do you really wanna make me cry? Oh, and you’ll get in trouble. All fictional characters that are similar to anyone in real life if purely coincidental. This entirely fictional.
  1. "Black is my heart, I am nemesis..."
    Nemesis - Cradle of Filth
  2. "They got kicked in the head..."
    All my Friends are Dead - Turbonegro
  3. "Can you help me? Thought you were my friend."
    Paranoid - Black Sabbath
  4. "Who told you that the evil has got no name?"
    Devils - 69 Eyes
  5. "We are searching for security in tragedy."
    Goats on a Boat - The Devil Wears Prada
  6. "But now you know that I am cold."
    And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman - Dance Gavin Dance
  7. "I'm visioning killing him, stop me."
    These Fists Are Grenades - LoveHateHero
  8. "And I realize I'm going home."
    I'm Going Home - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  9. "And no one’s going to catch you when you fall."
    Beyond Redemption - HIM
  10. "Millions of people living as foes..."
    Crazy Train, Ozzy Osbourne
  11. "You can't play the victim this time."
    Call Me When You're Sober - Evanescence
  12. "Bottles in the club..."
    Lollipop - Framing Hanley
  13. -instrumental-
    Manic Depression - Emilie Autumn
  14. "I don't ask much, I just want you."
    I Just Want You - Ozzy Osbourne
  15. "I’ll be drowning you in this river of gloom."
    Cyanide Sun - HIM
  16. "Yes I've done my evil, I've done my good."
    You Are The One - HIM
  17. "What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?"
    Buddy Holly - Weezer
  18. "Say I like you, we can get out.'
    This Is The Best Day Ever - My Chemical Romance
  19. "I'll do most anything, 'cause I don't care..."
    Mother Mary - Foxboro Hot Tubs
  20. "Through seas of competition..."
    Give It All - Rise Against
  21. "Another year has passed, and I'm alright."
    I am a Revenant - The Distillers
  22. "No one could ever wait for you..."
    All I See - Lydia
  23. "And I'm wasted again..."
    Wasted Again - Turbonegro
  24. "You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be...
    Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
  25. "You're not some little boy..."
    Why Do You Love Me? - Garbage
  26. "I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter..
    I Just Want You - Ozzy Osbourne
  27. "Sex, sex, sex, and don't forget the violence."
    This is The New Shit - Marilyn Manson
  28. "But we still carry on..."
    the Sadness Will Never End - Bring Me The Horizon
  29. "As solitude begs us to stay."
    Killing Lonliness - HIM
  30. "We need no introduction for mass anhiliation..."
    Teenagers From Mars - The Network