Round Here

Margaret Haywood is twenty five years old. She grew up and was raised in New Jersey, and that is where she currently resides. She has dark chocolate brown hair with a natural tan skintone. She is slim with shocking wide green eyes. She has her belly button pierced along with three pirecings on each of her ears. She also has a collection of tattoos. Love in Japanese is on the back of her neck. She has a rose design by her left shoulder, and a deep royal purple heart on the right side of her hip.

She is currently very happy with her life, but then it takes an unexpected turn when alcohol, lying, and the guys from Jackass come into play.

Title Credit: Counting Crows

All characters and events in this story—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. All celebrities are impersonated.....poorly. The following story contains coarse language and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone.