I Knew You'd Be Trouble...

This is the story all about how my life got twist turned upside down...
Wait!
-Thats The Fresh Prince of Bell-Air...
Well this is technically the same thing but my life didn't get turned upside down, but made better by 5 amazing Guys...
My amazing guys.

Chapter one-
"Nice to meet you ***ers"
Chapter two-
Why would you get an ASBO for kicking a Swan?
Chapter 3-
"Jimmys gonna be pissed."
Chapter 4-
"Do you want to stay for tea?"... "She means dinner..."
Chapter 5-
"She made me use Curlers!"
Chapter 6-
Always... (Adult themes)
Chapter 7-
"Sorry guys I'm otherwise engaged."
Chapter 8-
But then she'd hate me...
Chapter 9-
"Listen to your Wise old Papa."
Chapter 10-
"Why am I naked?"
Chapter 11-
"You kind sir are a dream Crusher."
Chapter 12-
"Imflamed kidneys?"
Chapter 13-
"Let's play some Crash Bandicoot."
Chapter 14-
"How is my Birthday princess?"
Chapter 15-
Just trying to make light of it.
Chapter 16-
"Get out."
Chapter 17-
"I know they're really Bruisey."
Chapter 18-
"So your Fingers are more important then my tea kettle?"
Chapter 19-
"There's nobody knocking."
Chapter 20-
"D'you think you'd get rid of me that easy?"
Chapter 21-
"Can I be a leprechaun?"
Chapter 22-
Some Smut...
Chapter 23-
"It's different in Mariposa."
Chapter 24-
"C'mon... Sleep time."
Chapter 25-
"Home is Behind..."
Chapter 26-
"Can I bum a smoke?"
Chapter 27-
"I don't want to lose my best friend."
Chapter 28-
“Do you think she can actually hear us? Y’know, whilst she’s...” "In a coma?"
Chapter 29-
"She's just kind of... there."