Status: Has been on Hiatus due to the huge rush of uni life, but now first year is over, I'm going to do my best to give you lovelies the ending you deserve! =)
Diary of a Reluctant Ruler
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Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Phil has to deal with a million things other than looking good and the press; handsome young men, snotty relatives, greasy politicians, a thousand-and-one rules and regulations all set to a waltz of mandatory perfection.
Pronunciations:
Adria - AY-dree-ah (A as in 'Hay')
Lorainya - Law-RAIN-yah
Jacinthe - Jah-synth
Aramathia - Ah-rah-MAH-thea
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Being a princess isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Phil has to deal with a million things other than looking good and the press; handsome young men, snotty relatives, greasy politicians, a thousand-and-one rules and regulations all set to a waltz of mandatory perfection.
Pronunciations:
Adria - AY-dree-ah (A as in 'Hay')
Lorainya - Law-RAIN-yah
Jacinthe - Jah-synth
Aramathia - Ah-rah-MAH-thea
- A Member of the Monarchy
- Breakfast Guests
- Preparing for Princess
- Ouch!
- Paparazzi + Horses = Bad!
- Meredith Caramont, Your Wardrobe Is A Mess!
- May I Introduce...
- Centrepieces and Lazer Vision.
- Deadly Shrubbery
- Meredith!
- Endocrinology
- Pasta Problems
- Roses are Red
- So Began My Friday...
- Doorstop Syndrome
- Leg-perve
- Prince Charming
- Monopoly Blues
- Looking For Mrs. Right
- The Opportune Moment
- Over-analysing
- Glockenspiels
- Pig Latin
- Toast!
- Bona-fide Bachelor
- Bantha-fodder
- The Pleasure's Entirely Mine
- Pretty Green
- Finding Wonderland
- Spit
- King Material
- Flying Pigs
- Knock 'Em Out Naked
- Why We Should All Be Lesbians
- Poo to Proper
- Payment
- Lucky Thirteen
- Language Sir!
- Hitwoman
- Glid, Glided, Glode.
- Topping
- Battleground
- Private Party
- Sign Away Your Soul
- Ow, ow, ow!
- Ugly Word, Buttocks...
- A Chip To Tomato Sauce
- Ninja-circle-blade-thingies
- A Crown Affair
- Thoroughfare
- Dusty Rabbit Droppings
- Mentally Uncapable of Counting
- Vinegar-soaked Vegetables
- Soppy Similes
- One Cheesy Postcard Scene
- Boring Old Married Couple
- A More Desirable Breakfast
- Touché
- Nothing-you-can-share Nothing
- I May Vomit...
- Earl of Bachelordom
- A Cat On Speed
- One Tall, Three Average
- I'll Ram A Crown Up Your-
- A French Version Of Seth Green
- 20 Reporters, 3 Cameras and 15 Dictaphones
- Exchanging 'Oof's and 'Ouch's
- G'night Sprog
- Nose Plumage
- Bring On The Clowns
- In A Cubicle Free Of A Puddle
- Princesses Don't Make Mistakes
- For Maximum Splatting
- An Unsure Sure
- No Pogwashed Excuses
- It Was Sexual
- Tuesday is Cursed
- Just A Guy
- My Husband
- A Mission
- Earls, Earls, Earls!
- Come Here Often?
- Screw Pacifism
- Digging Holes
- Ring the Bomb Squad
- I Second That Notion
- You Jolly Well Can't!
- Pink Overload
- Psychological Blackmail
- Where Is This Leading?
- Bugger
- Autopilot
- The Wrath of Parents
- Vous Ne Mourrez Pas
- Prevent Eternal Isolation!
- Boiling Air
- The Right Choice
- A Pink Dress with Frills
- War Council
- So It Began & Ended
- The See-Through Nature of Wet Clothes
- Virginita Intacto
- Bridesmaids & Dress Explosions
- Charming Charlie vs. Original Oran
- Colour Clashes
- Culture Shock
- Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kameleon
- Seven Steps
- Caroline the Meringue
- Velvet Touch
- From Menus to Tents
- Drunk James and Tuscany
- On Edge
- Hospital Beds and Bitter Coffee