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40 Ways to Annoy Tom Kaulitz

Natasha and Tom have been best friends since a young age. Now older, Tom's band Tokio Hotel is going on it's first American tour. And Natasha is tagging along.



© j'adore; 2009 - 2011
  1. Perv
    "Could you keep it down?"
  2. Jamaican
    "Are you alright Nat?"
  3. Volume
    "That's what I'm scared of Billa."
  4. Kelly Clarkson
    "Hot Topic? No thank you."
  5. Bad Tom, Bad!
    "Ow!"
  6. Fans
    "You're lying."
  7. Cannibalistic Ritual
    "I have a surprise for you."
  8. Peru
    "Nearest Post Office, please."
  9. O-Zone
    "I've got your skittles!"
  10. Pants
    “Argh! You stupid swing, work!”
  11. Something
    “We thought you ran away!”
  12. The Boss
    “Gimme that pencil!”
  13. Barbie Girl
    I’m a stupid drunk I guess.
  14. Tape
    “Nope.”
  15. Dolphin
    “Nah, I think we’ll wait.”
  16. Cereal
    “What’s wrong, Nattie?”
  17. Pink
    "The Monster did it!"
  18. 30
    “My notebook?”
  19. Cream
    “Aha,”
  20. Cow
    “This is priceless.”
  21. Porcelain Doll
    “Don’t open the door, don’t open the door, don’t open the door…”
  22. Follow Me
    “Well, that’s no way to greet your girlfriend.”
  23. Oversized T's
    “Anything else you need?”
  24. Sacrifice
    "Mhm, that's nice."
  25. Poke
    “Typical boys,”
  26. Harry Potter
    “Erecto.”
  27. Love Letter
    “What the *** is this?”
  28. Guitar
    “I was angry.”
  29. Myspace
    “I told you so.”
  30. Evil Plans
    “So, where should we start?”
  31. Jewish
    “Where is he know?”
  32. Medusa
    “No, really. What happened?”
  33. Shirt
    “Why are you wearing that?”
  34. Pollution
    “Fine, I’ll give you this one.”
  35. Chinese
    “What are you planning Nattie?”
  36. Autograph
    “Don’t be mad at me, please?”
  37. Text
    "Marshmallows."
  38. Tattoo
    “Proud bastard,”
  39. Children
    “What are you doing here little buddy?”
  40. German
    “Haha, Nattie. Now let me out.”
  41. Pregnant
    “You won’t be,”