Sequel: I've Been Pining For You ›
Retarded In Love
Ellie Margera is on top of the world. She's famous, gorgeous, rich and is loved by many people. But she wants more. She's gone and done the worst thing you can ever do. She's fallen in love, with someone who doesn't feel the same. When the drunken escapades aren't enough, she leaves, only to bear the pain of unrequited love for the rest of her miserable life.
Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
...
If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.
Note: This is a fictional story, therefore the time line will not be accurate. I also do not know how exactly Jackass was filmed, and this story is not relevant to anything show-related for the most part. Thank you.
Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
...
If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down.
Note: This is a fictional story, therefore the time line will not be accurate. I also do not know how exactly Jackass was filmed, and this story is not relevant to anything show-related for the most part. Thank you.
- Retarded in Love [An Introdiction]
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Chapter 1
An Introduction -
Chapter 2
Coming Home -
Chapter 3
The Flashback -
Chapter 4
The Story -
Chapter 5
The Beginning -
Chapter 6
Continued - Chapter 7
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 11
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 19
- Chapter 20
- Chapter 21
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 25
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Chapter 26
Please read the Author's Note. It's important. Kinda. - Chapter 27
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 29
- Chapter 30
- Chapter 31
- Chapter 32
- Chapter 33
- Chapter 34
- Chapter 35
- Chapter 36
- Chapter 37
- Chapter 38
- Chapter 39
- Chapter 40
- Chapter 41
- Chapter 42
- Chapter 43
- Chapter 44
- Chapter 45
- Chapter 46
- Chapter 47
- Chapter 48
- Chapter 49
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Chapter 50
THE END?