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But It's Better If You Swear to Shake It Up.

I swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen. And we're still so young, and desperate for attention. I aim to be your eyes. Trophy boys, trophy wives!

Cali Smith is unhappy with her life, that's for sure. She's tired of dealing with her asshole boy friend who beats her at the drop of a hat. She wants out, but she can't find a way. That is until she meets Brendon. Then her whole life turns around.

Isn't it amazing how one night can change your life?

Brendon Urieis well known as the gorgeous lead of band Panic at the Disco, but is there something he's missing? Hard to believe this talented boy doesn't have a girl on his arm, right? But he isn't focused on looking, just on the band. So what happens when that someone comes out of no where? How does he react?

And isn't this exactly where you like me? I'm exactly where you like me, you know? Praying for love in a lap dance, and paying in niavity, oh....
  1. Oh not again.
  2. *** him.
  3. Someday.
  4. Oh what a pimp!
  5. Friends?
    Just a filler, boring anyway.
  6. Fun with.. friends.
  7. Oh, just this guy named Brendon.
  8. I have nothing to hide.
  9. I'll never let him hurt you, I promise.
  10. Now let's have some fun!
  11. Good dream?
  12. Do you want an aspirin?
  13. I'm like ***ing Peter Pan!
  14. Care to explain?
  15. You're pulling the trigger all wrong.
  16. Just a little break.
    Split P.O.V.
  17. You're a regular decorated emergency.
  18. I missed you.
  19. Maybe love doesn't make the world go 'round.
  20. No matter what, always and forever.
  21. What the ***?!
  22. She's my sister.
    It's not that good, but it's something.
  23. Secrets?
  24. It's a boy!
  25. It's baby making time!
  26. What else?
  27. So, what is it?
  28. Was this yours?
  29. What's going on?
  30. I hate you, Spencer Smith!
  31. I told you not to hurt her.
  32. Day-um!
  33. We shake shake shake the hips in relationships.
  34. He's gay.
  35. Pogo and Zero.
  36. Memories and actuality.
  37. You Taste Like..
  38. Names.
  39. Nine In the Afternoon.
  40. Andy.
  41. Cheesy!
  42. Panic! in the Closet.
  43. Pizza and the pregnant man.
  44. You Give Me Fever
  45. The "F" Bomb Gets Dropped Quite a Lot
  46. Amore
  47. Closing a god damn door?
  48. Buh-bye!
  49. Under cover lovers.
  50. On and on and on and on and on
  51. It's a funny feeling.
  52. And it tears me up.
  53. Let's Go to Bed.
  54. Pickles.
  55. Night, Sweetie.
  56. Let Me See.
  57. I love him.
  58. Sorry.
  59. Heterophobic Ryro.
  60. Izey's Got a Problem.
  61. My little Cobra.
  62. You can date Jon.
  63. Only Breathing With The Aid Of Denial.
  64. Spiderman Can't Fly!
  65. The First Giggle.
  66. So It Didn't Take That Long.
  67. But Who Could Love Me? I Am Out Of My Mind.
  68. The Happiest Birthday of Her Life.
  69. Christmas Eve.
  70. Hi Mom.
  71. Stop Treating Me Like a Little Girl!
  72. Find your own way back home.
  73. I don't Want You to Leave Me.
  74. No Grandma.
  75. You Know Exactly What I'm Going To Say.
  76. Speechless.
  77. Mommy.
  78. The Scarf Stays!
  79. Why Do You Care So Much?
  80. Another Two Weeks Later.
  81. Do you lust for pink lemonade?
  82. This Isn't New.
  83. Magical Jizz.
  84. Peanut butter swirls.
  85. Will do.
  86. I want one of those.
  87. Ryan likes a fat ass.
  88. She's my baby!
  89. Brooke can kiss my ass!
  90. You cannot hog Jon's baby!
  91. I think we should do this.
  92. I told you to use a condom!
  93. The eleventh commandment.
  94. The Unkown Attic.
  95. Are You The Tooth Fairy?
  96. You have a licking problem.
  97. Stay with me a bit longer.
  98. Your baby's a watermelon?
  99. Nerves.
  100. The Wedding
  101. We're having a son!
  102. Waffles and Beer.
  103. I liked these shoes, too!
  104. You're scared, aren't you?
  105. I thoght only boys did that!
  106. Coming home.
  107. Why are you bothering my neighbors?
  108. Hey! You have a baby bump!
  109. I gotta get to Vegas!
  110. He's blue!
  111. Untitled.
  112. She's sweet, cute, and smells very good.
  113. I don't want a deformed baby!
  114. Pretty as a gem.
  115. I want them to look like you.
  116. It's only sexy when you talk dirty.
  117. Genius Baby.
  118. There is that.
  119. You don't pinch my son.
  120. Mollie and Lillie.
  121. Helpless.
  122. It's Not Fair.
  123. We Don't Fight Fair
  124. You And Gabe Can Make Pretty Babies If You Want
  125. My Stomach; The Babies!
  126. Some Babies Don't.
  127. They'll All Be Best Friends.